"why are u smiling at ur phone are u texting ur BOYFRIEND hahaha"
*glances nervously at photo of frank iero*
I have a cactus called Gerard and I just went downstairs and was like gERARD RELEASED A NEW SONG and my mom was like what the fuck is your plant doing
Bellossom went to rehabgood for you bellossom
one time when my dad was in college these guys found a carpet on the sidewalk and they needed furniture for their dorm so they were like “hell yeah free carpet” and they carried the carpet upstairs and it was really wet and heavy so they unrolled it to let it dry and a dead body fell out
I’M NOT SHITTING YOU
hello. i'm emily. 16. USA. feel free to talk to me anytime. click my links!
ESFJ. Cancer. Sanguine.
What? No way, I'm not superstitious at all.
ALIENS ARE REAL
[if I die this blog goes to cingerbread in my will, if I die, my pencil case goes to Alex.]
SKELETONS ARE REAL
GRAVITY IS A LIE
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